$BUNNY
★ THE BUNNY PEOPLE ARE BACK ★
📼 The Legend of 1997
Nearly 30 years later the suits still slap, the beige towers are collectibles, and the old chip giant is back in the headlines. Some things are simply too shiny to stay in the past.
The Bunny People never died, anon. They were just buffering.
📚 Real history, real archive: timeline.intel.com/1997 →
📺 Found Footage (still dancing)
💿 Why RWA × Meme, Why Now
The market runs in circles: everything old is trendy again. Tokenized stocks are the current meta, retail is roaring back, and Real World Assets are colliding head-first with memecoin culture. $BUNNY sits exactly at that crossroads:
🐰 THE MEME: a tribute to the most iconic dancers in computer history.
📈 THE RWA: $BUNNY launches paired against tokenized $INTC stock on long.xyz — the pool itself is part chip stock, part rabbit.
🕰️ THE VIBE: pure 1997. CRT monitors, beige towers, and suits so shiny you can see the future in them.
A memecoin with a literal stock in the pair. Your financial advisor hates it. The Bunny People would approve.
Device Manager — vibe drivers:
✓ nostalgia.drv ............ OK ✓ shiny_suit_renderer ...... OK ✓ fud_firewall ............. ENABLED ✓ diamond_hands.sys ........ LOADED ✓ boomer_charm.dll ......... v19.97 ⚠ paper_hands .............. 0 detected
all systems: vibing. no conflicts found.
Dance capability: MAXIMUM.
This unit has been dancing since 1997 without a single reboot. Windows 95 never crashed — it was just doing the worm.
🏆 The Launchpad Has Receipts
two mascots already walked out of this launchpad and RAN. the bunny people are next in the lineage:
ARTIFICIAL INU
$AIhalf dog, half machine, all class. the tuxedo stays ON during drawdowns.
STATUS: RAN. HARD.
CLIPPY
$CLIPPY"it looks like you're trying to retire early. would you like help with that?"
STATUS: STILL ASSISTING.NEXT UP: $BUNNY →
🖥️ Token Specs (READ.ME)
| C:\BUNNY\SPECS.TXT — loaded successfully | |
|---|---|
| Ticker | $BUNNY |
| Pair | $BUNNY / $INTC (tokenized stock) — yes, really |
| Launchpad | app.long.xyz |
| Lineage | $AI → $CLIPPY → $BUNNY (you are here) |
| Category | RWA × Memecoin (retro edition) |
| Mascots | 4 dancing clean-room technicians |
| Utility | Vibes, nostalgia, and dancing. That's it. That's the coin. |
| System requirements | Pentium® II or better, 32MB RAM, a sense of humor |
| Roadmap | Phase 1: dance → Phase 2: keep dancing → Phase 3: Pentium III |
🚀 How To Hop In
- Put on the imaginary bunny suit. Non-negotiable.
- Open app.long.xyz — yes, on the family beige tower.
- Locate the $BUNNY / $INTC pair.
- Ape responsibly. Dance irresponsibly.
🗂️ The Meme Vault
WAGMI SINCE 1997bunny_squad.png
GM. THAT'S IT. GM.gm_forever.jpg
MUSEUM-GRADE DRIPthe_real_suit.jpg
THEY NEVER STOPPEDdance_1997.gif
THE TUX STAYS ONartificial_inu.png
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE EARLYclippy_verified.png